Total Medals Earned: 421 (From 63 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,195 Points
Medals Earned: 9/32 (90/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 13/24 (355/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 4/40 (25/500 points)
Kill an angry Fisherman before he manages to hit you with his Big Fish.
Buy your first Skill.
Clear an area with 1 minute or more left on the clock.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Fortify an area.
Knock down 200 Zombies.
Eat a total of 100 food pick-ups.
Shoot off 400 arms.
Decapitate 200 Zombies.
Kill a Sweeper without being hit by it once.
Start a day with 99 Rifle bullets.
Open 25 crates.
Kick 100 Zombie Heads.
Surf 25 times.
Kick a Goliath.
Kick a Zombie Head intro a group of 3 or more Zombies.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies.
Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies on Nightmare mode.
Hunt Zombies for over an Hour.
Have 12 or more Zombies on the level at once.
Surf another Zombie straight after you finished surfing one.
Buy all the skills.
Spend a total of 2500 Pounds.
Kill a Fisherman without getting hit by any of his fish.
Kill five Zombies in a row using only your kick.
Accumulate a total of 1000 Pounds.
Perform 15 successful pistol reloads in a row.
Kill a Sweeper before he's done a full cycle of a level.
Kill a Goliath on Nightmare Mode.
Kill a total of 2000 Zombies.
Fortify 3 of the 4 areas.
Finish the game with Nightmare Mode on throughout.
Do the most damage possible with one bullet to a Goliath's Head.
Finish the game.
Obtain all other Medals.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/340 points)
Defeat Shellbreaker!
Defeat Stompy!
Defeat Space Box!
Win the game!
Find 100% map!
Save Sun Snail!
Find 100% items!
Win Slug Mode!
Win in less than 30 minutes!
Win Boss Rush!
Medals Earned: 9/14 (80/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
21 Spikey Embraces
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 5/11 (205/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps